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Pwn Demotivational Poster


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Insaniac

GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! d***, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.




PWNED - it happens to the best of us




VIDEO GAMES - Now available for girls!


TAGS: i got pwnd at this
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
Good to see that Nintendo recognizes the woman's rightful role in the universe.
deadluvva - September 4, 2010, 8:31 am
lol Logic. Funny stuff
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Great to see you're still coming around Logic.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Wow, welcome back! We missed you. but we've been spending some time at the range, so maybe for not much longer.


VIDEO GAME CAT - Im gunna rofl pwn your ace with mai mystic skillz. OWNT




PWNED - When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.




FAIL!!!!!! -




M61 VULCAN -




EPIC PWNAGE - in 3.. 2.. 1..


TAGS: pwnage
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Koradan

agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:43 pm
I've seen it before... in the approval queue.
Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
Ok, that is a good and original pic, if not caption


DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...




A BRIGHT FUTURE - This kid is CEO material in the making.


TAGS: 5 year old pwn
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Dangle

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:02 am
..."and do YOU know that your mom can read this chatlog later?" "o****"
shinigami_cav - May 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
jajajajajajajaja is the only i can say


EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..




COMPLAINING - Nobody likes it




BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned


TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Bri Bri

BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm
Thats why white men can't jump.....


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.




ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


EPIC PWNAGE - in 3.. 2.. 1..


TAGS: epic pwnage
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Koradan

boeweizer - February 23, 2010, 5:37 pm
i think a timmy is on the loose against this guy


AND THAT... - Is what i think of you and your froggy friends.




PWNING NOOBS - Always fun...right up to the moment they tear both of your arms from their sockets.




SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by bs722

coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


THE DARWIN AWARDS - When there are times when ***CHOMP!*** MRFFLWKKLFLGRM!!! RFFMMMLGMMMSFL!!!!!




FUTILITY - Knowing that no matter what you do, you're doomed.


TAGS: halo reach futility stuck pwn
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Rocker4JC

forseti - November 21, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice way to explain you're 14...
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 9:45 am
I'm a gamer too, but I'll have to give this a 1l... just way too cheerful
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
step 6: 1L
Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 6:00 pm

ok...so i'm going to be in trouble for handing you a 5 on this but i'm a gamer...lol. gaming moti-fakes do NOT do well here dude. i enjoyed it so keep them coming only if you have a thick skin. ps...replace "observe" with "teabag"...lol
Zealot - November 18, 2010, 9:13 am
yes, it is a sticky, you can also substitute for a spike nade, they stick to
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 1:23 am
before I vote on this, could you clarify what a plasma grenade does? is it like a sticky grenade?


TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?




DORA - Apparently not welcome in Arizona anymore.


TAGS: lol dora is pwned
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by whatukno

JackFace - July 21, 2010, 1:23 am
Holy........****bees


ANOTHER EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..


TAGS: epic pwnage
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Koradan

dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:17 am
GREAT ! A CLASSIC HEY GUYS WATCH THIS MOMENT
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:04 am
This is a great one... Reduce it to 3... 2... 1... next time.


PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...




Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


WALL-E - BETTER THAN YOU.


TAGS: wall e walle wall e sparta better than you pwn
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Dexanote

Demotivator - April 28, 2009, 12:07 pm
A Demotivator is a surprise Mindf*** from behind, it is a lowblow to your selfsecurity, a Demolition Team for the Fundamental Truths of your thinking, this Demotivator, alhtough beautifull is non of it. Sorry, you can do better.
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 1:07 pm
I do what I can.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 17, 2008, 12:46 pm
A horrible poster, bereft of any attempt at creativity is once again enlivened by an idiotic comment followed by an appropriate wtf by the Captain. LMAO!
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 10:09 am
The f*** is a rubic cobe?
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:02 am
No he aint- I can do the rubic cobe


PWNED -




MY BED -


TAGS: motifake money bed pwnd
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:33 pm
Aaaaaand I'm calling it a night. Burp, derp, cuckoo!
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:41 am
LOL! In all the wrong places!!! My cuban won't like this!
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:36 am
Too much cheesecake?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:34 am
Crap - fell asleep. I think that's my que.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:31 am
Take care Space. Don't forget the flea powder.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:30 am
Buh, bye.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:25 am
I'm making zero sense or funny. Cuckoo! Good night everyone.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 1:10 am
Nighty night, space.
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 1:07 am
Good night everybody.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 1:02 am
Ciao, cosmic canine.
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 1:01 am
Me go nite nite now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:42 am
*got*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:40 am
You guys are sissies.......Zed just git here and you're running away?......How's it going Mr Zed? (you p***)
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:37 am
Asta Manyana? Night guys.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:35 am
Ciao, space... I think we all need rest. Buona sera.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:35 am
That's it. I'm done. Call me in the morning, your money is on the dresser.
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:55 am
G'night all.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 5:43 am
Night, space.
spacedog - November 15, 2009, 5:41 am
Good night everyone.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:30 am
....Sleep well?? Night!
spacedog - October 7, 2009, 1:29 am
Good night guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:17 am
Night Space.....what's your address again?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:15 am
LOL!!!!! Take it easy, space!!! Good having you around tonight.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 2:14 am
Good night all.
db - September 26, 2008, 2:39 pm
a more even distribution of money would provide more consistent back support
Agamemnon - July 26, 2008, 1:12 am
Well yeah, the money's nice but what about your posture?
John - July 19, 2008, 5:01 am
I wish that was my bed!


PWNAGE - This has it


TAGS: robots bombs pwnage cool mech awesome
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Leeroy Jenkins

4thelulz - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
Kentares IV for the win!
Woody - June 30, 2009, 9:47 pm
aman to that.
Schifty - November 26, 2008, 2:37 pm
**** yea!


SAINT SEBASTIAN - Ye Olde Pwnage


TAGS: pwnd
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by billy



GUERILLA - Pwning the US Army since... well, since it exists


TAGS: pwning us army well since it exists
Rating: 2/5
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
like others said due we won our freedom with it. but you do sort of have a point. all the forces depicted here did use guerilla tactics and they all put up a good fight, but they did not pwn
mr. me - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
M134D Gatling Gun...fires 3000 rounds per second.. 50 caliber armor p******* rounds... ak47 sukka****...research your ****... dumbass...
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:15 am
Okay genius: So what's the current ratio of Taliban-AQ dead to US-NATO forces? What? We've killed more than 10x their number you say? I thought so...now sit down and STFU Timmy.
galen066 - August 9, 2009, 7:50 pm
@Agent K - yeah, that's why the US/NATO forces are pinned down in fortress town and have to move out in company force just to go the drugstore.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
also for the record we are kicking a** in Iraq and Afghanistan despite what MSNBC and CNN would have you believe...also this poster is just full of fail.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
yup and our thanks to the native Americans for teaching them to us was the ra** and pillage of their culture and land!
Mr. Nemo - August 9, 2009, 2:15 pm
Sorry to tell this little secret but Guerilla tactics is how we won our freedom in the first place.
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 6:23 am
In sequence=got thier land,killed 2million,and bail them out of firefights. nuff said.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Dumbass, the Guerilla's always LOSE against the U.S army in the wartime after 9/11 till now the Guerillas haven't been able to launch ONE attack on america
W - April 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
Spanish invented it to fight Napoleon. The Moar you know.
lol - December 6, 2008, 2:58 pm
wow the op is a f***ing douche
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:16 pm
Motifake needs to crack down on the troll posters.
Roamer - July 18, 2008, 10:29 pm
Seriously, I hate when people who are (most likely) American completely fail basic US history; We USED guerrilla warfare in the Revolutionary War. Enjoy your fail and have some AIDS for desert.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:46 pm
Your history is as good as your English.


REFLECTIONS -


TAGS: pond pwnd waves peace disturbance
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
and you?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
doing well... still have not xmas shopped yet...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
O I See.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
lunazol?..even Google can't tell me what that is..Is that your pet name for whippets?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:57 am
referring to the minor trauma destroying all hopes of a decent relationship in the future.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
oh god, the woman is bustin out the lunazol sh**s... I guess I will be taken advantage of.... someday
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
Next spouse?..she's 3 (are you drunk?...you shouldn't mix wine coolers and Motifake......Sorry i keep forgetting you're an American.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:55 am
big deep ukulele, I guess... lower is better
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:53 am
nothing like a Blitzen burger with extra mayo and an egg on top. they either get over the trauma, or take it out on their next spouse... Enjoy the show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:52 am
Mrs. moooooooo is the guitar expert...that could be a ukulele for all I know/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:51 am
Why is my 3 year old niece okay with me BBQ'ing Caribou...But If I call it a reindeer she starts crying and won't hug me goodbye?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:50 am
doing good, think I know one of my xmas presents... acoustic electric bass guitar
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:48 am
I'm good. just did an early Christmas with the 'rents and family....too long and icy of a drive, but I ate well. You?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:47 am
lol.... so how ya doin, bud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:45 am
That's mighty liberal of you...have you met my friend Greyscorpion yet?.....I think you guys might hit it off.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:44 am
depends on my mood
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
*keys....and yes, yes it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
You missed a few krys...did you mean "Imhomo"?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
I thought drinking was part of the job.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
lesbian trapped in a mans body, imho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
Try it, I'll reject the 99th every day, even if I have to quit my job and take up drinking.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
if I go that route, at least 5 will be funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
They have their downsides....and we always have chompers. And that new girl springspirit or something, she seems cool but her boyfriend just screams "Fake internet lesbian"
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:39 am
maybe I should make a hundred posters by the end of the month, that might fix it
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:37 am
You know, this has been the funniest stuff I have seen here in a while. too bad we don't have a real crazy to mess with anymore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:36 am
I have both....Flintstones vitamins and Stolichnaya OK?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:35 am
oh, wait....wh***? thats it, I cant take it anymore...where are my pills and vodka?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:34 am
You'll feel it later Samantha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
*3 comments down, I meant *who are...not "wh***"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
This has been a public service announcement by Moooooooooooo.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
awww, I feel the love
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:32 am
*To any noob reading this. 5150 and I are friends, It's OK to be this cruel to people wh*** your established equals on the site, we're just having fun.....Don't think you can talk like this to anyone on your first days here.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:31 am
yeah, but since you dont provide dental, the meth is starting to effect my clients
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:30 am
It's a good thing you do most of your work with your mouth.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:28 am
they tear when i let the brazilian grow out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
I keep telling you to wear the pads...but do you listen?...Nooooooo.. You're affecting the bottom line, HO.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
thats why I buy dark spiderman underoos.... it hides the stains, and I feel like a hero at the same time
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:25 am
more of a runny discharge, its just tinted with blood from the infection... it comes and goes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:24 am
So. You're saying that the blood you excrete (with the syphilis and all) is easier to wash than h***er blood?...that's just ***ist.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:21 am
bloodstains from dead h***ers are harder to get out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:19 am
Said 5150 to his dry cleaner.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:16 am
the **** remains for some time, but eventually gets forgotten and dissipates.
gufbal - December 19, 2010, 9:56 am
but you still left your **** behind..
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Very good ML. 5L
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
*going to be
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
pretty much... I eventually gave up, but saved it just in case. remember it was going to memoirs to one of my dumped h***ers?
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
i remember this ph**o, it got lost in a fire didn't it?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
*first started on motifake
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I had been toying with this picture since I started here. finally something fit
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
I would give it 5L for the image alone but the text is a bonus...5L!


LIFE - We are all just pawns sitting around, dying, waitng for the queen to tell the king to tell the bishop to tell the knight to get in there and PWN


TAGS: chess life pwn fail
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Not to be a 5pelling nazi, but... *cough* ... 'waiting*
Zreiser - February 20, 2011, 8:59 pm
A 6-pun fake! I think it's a new record


P_NED -


TAGS: owned pwned hanging game
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by angelous

5150monkeylove - January 2, 2011, 12:08 am
It took me 20 minutes of doing other things before I got this. Awesome!!!
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:04 am
Not sure if I like it or not... hmmm gimmi a minute... lol Sick?... but...
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 12:00 am
WTH?
Qvonn - January 1, 2011, 11:58 pm
This is not funny. You are sick, grow up.
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
this is sick!! Me likes, 5L


ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
b***hurt Amerifag is b***hurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.


PWNED - it happens




PWNED -


TAGS: pwn
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer



ANOTHER EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..




TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

knowitall - July 27, 2009, 5:09 pm
a brain tumor?


EXACTLY - They are scared! Sure!


TAGS: pwned
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by nbp



SCHOOL'D - Memphis just was


TAGS: kansas jaywaks memphis pwned
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Thomas H

Thomas H - September 4, 2008, 8:34 pm
Yeah, a National Championship. Memphis played superbly, but KU's depth and skill still won the game.
memphisfan - August 11, 2008, 4:05 pm
bull**** jayhawks are full of it


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